Monday, December 1, 2014
I started the day in Doggie Jail, because I decided that Mom's wool socks would be fun to chew on. Apparently, she did not like that - after a bit of time passed by, she let me out on my own recognizance.....and because I whimpered pathetically. he,he - The socks were not all that tasty :(
Then I ate a sandwich off my Mom's Plate when she went to answer the phone and wasn't looking.....it was worth it :)
Sniff - Sniff.......It smelled interesting - it was spongy soft and felt like a small bone treat - Eating Mom's Blu-Tooth Headset just got me in more trouble.
I tipped over the bin and ate the contents - then got yelled at, so I pretended to be ill - that worked the last time - this time; not so good :(
Mom n friends were playing Trivial Pursuit - they took a break - I tried to play and it all ended up on the floor - I don't see the joy to this game - or understand how this TRIVIAL GAME PUT ME IN JAIL??
I knocked over two full bowls of biscuits and broke a lamp while chasing my ball. I was so excited, I almost caught the darn thing and had a small relief of WEE on the floor - Mommy wasn't too thrilled to clean it all up - Sometimes, I hate that ball.
Mommy bought some Arrowroot cookies from Mr. Christie - I thought they were for me cause its got little people on the package and I'm a little dog - figured that out on my own - I got the box down and ate them all.
I also peed on the deck when it was cold and snowy, when no one was looking - I was very secretive - how did they find out ? - Sometimes I hate winter!